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How to get a Rat King

First you have to get a bunch of rats, next make sure your rabbis vaccination is up to day (if you’re an anti-vaxxer, go home and learn sum science!), then carefully tie all the rats tails together… If you don’t know how to tie knots, you can also use sticky substances such as gum, glue, nail polish, or whatever you can get your hands on. Once you have substantially intertwined the rats, throw them to the wild as a new Rat King to take over the world!

Pro-Tip: All kings need crowns. So be sure to pick your favorite individual rat out of the ball of rats and tape/glue/stick a toy crown on his hand. Your rat will appreciate it as much as all the scared peasants he will command.