Chaperone – Commemorative Exotic Weapon Shirt

Description

Before you buy yourself this Chaperone shirt, you must ask yourself these three questions:

• Do you want to be a more Texan in Destiny player?
• Do you want to be a sweatier player in Crucible?
• Are shotguns not challenging enough for you?

Did you answer yes to any or all of these questions? Well good, ’cause this niche weapon comes fully loaded with a bitchin’ bull tattoo, makes you play Crucible with a shotgun and last but not least… Only gets true value if you headshot Guardians.

Is this the shirt for you? Probably not, ’cause you aren’t try-hard enough to be honest. But let’s get you it anyway…